August112014
1AM

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via ruinedchildhood)

1AM

officialunitedstates:

if I ever got lost in a forest and couldn’t find my way out but had a fire I would definitely burn down the forest and have the firefighters rescue me smokey the bear has got to understand a valuable human life is at stake

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

July252014
1AM

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via bebelion)

1AM

(Source: weheartit.com, via bebelion)

1AM

(Source: azkabanished, via bebelion)

July242014

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

Become a figure skater they said

it will be fun they said

(via partyinjulespants)

8PM

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

(Source: escaping-midnight-thoughts, via heyfunniest)

May132014
blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

(Source: virtualcocaine, via partyinjulespants)

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